my name is angie and i like Zelda more than i like people.
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*North American 5SOS Fam setting off fireworks and confetti canons* ITS HERE *breaks down your doors* WE HAVE IT *rips holes in clothes* THE ALBUM IS HERE


*gets gay married during the purge*


#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

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this is my favorite post of all time



cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

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My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

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Anonymous was like: what's with the ball pit thing? I hate not getting things but I must have missed something big




Okay anon, let me stop giggling for a little bit and explain to you what happened.

"DashCon 2014": Was supposed to be a large con of mostly Tumblr users with a 65$ entry fee. They were going to host it in a Hotel in Schaumburg, IL. It looked like a fairly legit con to most users and promised to have Steam Punk Giraffe and Welcome to Night Vale show up for entertainment and panels. Steam Punk Giraffe canceled it’s trip to Dashcon months ago but the Con never told the people who already invested money into it, especially the people who paid extra for reserved seating. Welcome to Night Vale didn’t show up because they didn’t get their payment for the trip and thus didn’t go. Dashcon “apparently” got a call from the hotel telling them that the room they reserved would cost $17,000 and didn’t receive their payment. Dashcon then rallied up it’s participants for a fundraiser in 2 days to raise that money.

Well…They did. Where that money is now, no one knows. People showed up to a very empty room with no vendors. Someone bought a ball pit and rented a bounce house for the con and the people who reserved seats for the panels got an extra hour in the ball pit.


for anyone confused about what’s going on








This is probably my favourite picture of Griffon.

i think u mean ur favorite picture of geoff

let’s just take a moment to realise that that is going through her septum piercing hole

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if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn


if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.

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